a new convert12:16 PM
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
now and only now have i come to realise the sheer genius that is
bash.orglol i cant believe i delayed visiting this website for like almost 3 years after pehpeh first waxed lyrical abt it.
Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98>
*******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
anamexis> :<
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
JonTG> wait, shit
+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
+Christin1> how do i do that
Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
Lucent> who?
Thumb> center for disease control
Lucent> i said WHO
Thumb> what? i'm asking you
Lucent> World Health Organization
@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
@cky> dipshit
IRC ppl are either pure geniuses or pure retards
anyway watched miami vice yesteresteresteralkenesalkanesthankGodidonttakechemanymoreday, with pehpeh, ed, dario, wl and a cardboard cut-out of gary.
colin farrel looked like hulk hogan.
gong li looked old.
together they had sex
4 times in a row.
yay i made a poem!
i know that when ur watching an action flick, a sex scene is inevitable. i mean james bond doesnt go around saying, "sorry ma'am im gonna wait for my wedding night". one sex scene is standard. two in a row is gratuitous. 4 in a row is a fucking (pun haha) viagra advertisement. and wtf 2 shower scenes in one movie?
i honestly didnt expect colin n gong li to have sex the 5th time. even though i was chanting to dario: "theyre gonna have sex in the car. theyre gonna have sex in the car..."
and how does colin farrel fall in love with gong li when nobody in the world can understand her english? i had to rely on the CHINESE subtitles to figure out wtf gong li just said.
anyway as usual u can always rely on wl to sum up the movie in one sentence.
wl: "the movie was quite good wat. i could understand everything. except the talking and the story and gong li"
ed: "so basically all u understood abt the movie was the gunfights and the sex scenes"
wl: "ya... wait actually i dont understand the sex scenes. and i also dont understand the gunfight scenes. but i DO understand the 'fuck you motherfuckers' before the gunfight. but not the talking before the 'fuck you motherfuckers'".
ed: "so all u understood was the swearing"
wl: "yep pretty much. but i could STILL understand the movie. it is a good movie"
thereby justifying waileong for choosing the movie to begin with.
i swear wl can kick ong sor fern's ass as s'pores no. 1 movie reviewer.
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
Why is there a picture of some boats here? It's because I'm too lazy to link another picture. First I'd have to find a pic which is the right size,
then I have to upload it. Then I have to hope the pic stays there and doesn't get deleted from the image hosting website. Bah leave it as a boat. I'm too lazy to change it.