JOSHUAAAAAAAA!!!!8:22 PM
Sunday, November 18, 2007
watched beowulf yesterday with the guys (do i still call them the ftw guys? the blog is dead and wai leong is always included even though he doesn't blog)
why would anyone scream out his own name in the middle of attacking a sea monster. i'll never know.
daryl enlightened us to the possible hypothesis that beowulf is a pokemon. he shouts his name when he attacks. beo-beo-wulf. wulf-wulf-beowulf. beowulf!
i want to have a warcry that consists of just my name. JOOOOOOOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAA! pehpeh says i need a cooler name :(. he's so full of it just cos his warcry of "I AM RAAAAAAANDYYYYYY!" totally pwns us all.
i have also come to the conclusion that beowulf needs better gear, especially when fighting dragons. his short sword may add +20 to damage but it has -2 range, such that he can reach further into the beast's chest barehanded than when he's carrying a sword.
after the movie, wl once again entertained us with his Misadventures in Public Toilets (he should write a book). here is an excerpt.
"i was like shitting in the public toilet right? and halfway through shitting i leaned forward, and the auto toilet flush start flushing. i was like wtf? so i leaned back. but the auto flush became stuck and every 4 seconds after it finished flushing, it would start flushing again. i was not done shitting yet right? i was half full of shit, so i just sat there and the toilet kept flushing and flushing. so i was like shitting and flushing shitting and flushing. and after i left the toilet was still flushing. when i walked out of the cubicle there was some guy standing there staring at me like im some kinda weirdo but it's like not my fault right? wtf? the stupid auto flush is stuck! its not like i want to keep flushing the toilet as i shit!"
oh and wai leong shamelessly ordered us to buy him a new walking stick for christmas. cos his old one makes noise as he walks and he finds it hard to be stealthy and ninja-like with a creaky walking stick. pehpeh suggested a weighted walking stick that can be used as a weapon... very ninja. i suggested that he should have a dragon headed handle... also very ninja.
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
Why is there a picture of some boats here? It's because I'm too lazy to link another picture. First I'd have to find a pic which is the right size,
then I have to upload it. Then I have to hope the pic stays there and doesn't get deleted from the image hosting website. Bah leave it as a boat. I'm too lazy to change it.