It's a trap!7:19 PM
Saturday, October 27, 2007
i'm really dissapointed with my fellow bunkmates. they can't tell the difference between a real girl and a tranny. ok heres the story, theres this like... person... in our camp that is skinny... ok more like slim. u know thin, in a girlish way. when he/she/it books out in civvies, it wears girls jeans (definitely girls jeans. 100%) a very short top (not shirt, top) which just barely but not quite bares the midriff. just short of showing the belly button. also it wears makeup and has boobs(?). actually the boobs part is kinda confusing. i dont really think it has gone for an operation yet... most likely it wears a padded bra.
so anyway. my bunkmates, 4 guys who are by no means innocent of the ways of the world are dissappointingly enough convinced that it is a girl. how can they not spot a tranny?! it is so obviously a guy!
here are some easy steps to tell the difference between trannies and real girls:
1) trannies are more effeminate
real girls do not sashay. they do not have limp wrists and they do not giggle behind the fingers of their open palms. real girls are definitely more masculine than gays because they do not feel the need to enforce or display their feminine nature.
2) the freakin adam's apple!
yes always check that! sometimes some trannies may not have broad shoulders. they could have very agreeable (in their eyes) bone structures. but the apple does not lie! admittedly we have alaways seen it at a distance so yea it was kinda hard to see its throat.
3) girls in the army do not have to keep short hair
the shortest hair i have seen a female officer/specialist have is a sort of page boy cut. which would have failed a hair check any day. it obviously had short regulation hair. though stylishly done in a haley berry kinda way. the last thing a girl (or in fact, anyone) in the army wants is to be forced to have ridiculous army-standard haircuts.
4) girls in the army are typically bo chup about their no. 4s
ok we actually had to have xavier, who got posted to the ops branch, where it sometimes goes, to point this out to us. it wears tapered no. 4s. the standard issue no. 4s were definitely sent to the tailors so thatit hugs the figure and accentuates the butt (urgg it seems so wrong typing it out, moreso than when we were speaking abt it). i have not seen any female army personnel do that. most girls end up looking rather dumpy in the no.4s. it is always rather baggy, unless the girl is tall then the camouflage print somehow hides this fact a bit.
so that's it! 4 easy steps to spot a tranny in ur army camp from a mile away! i cant believe im the only one in my bunk who got it right. (cos xavier helped to confirm that yes he is a guy). now jerome owes me over $50 cos he stupidly bet his whole wallet that he was a girl.
it is much harder to spot girls who dress like guys. guys who dress like girls is easy.
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