"I'm working out. I wanna have the body of a god... but not buddha."

-CPL Misso Levin.

lol my men are just awesome.

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watched beowulf yesterday with the guys (do i still call them the ftw guys? the blog is dead and wai leong is always included even though he doesn't blog)

why would anyone scream out his own name in the middle of attacking a sea monster. i'll never know.

daryl enlightened us to the possible hypothesis that beowulf is a pokemon. he shouts his name when he attacks. beo-beo-wulf. wulf-wulf-beowulf. beowulf!

i want to have a warcry that consists of just my name. JOOOOOOOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAA! pehpeh says i need a cooler name :(. he's so full of it just cos his warcry of "I AM RAAAAAAANDYYYYYY!" totally pwns us all.

i have also come to the conclusion that beowulf needs better gear, especially when fighting dragons. his short sword may add +20 to damage but it has -2 range, such that he can reach further into the beast's chest barehanded than when he's carrying a sword.

after the movie, wl once again entertained us with his Misadventures in Public Toilets (he should write a book). here is an excerpt.

"i was like shitting in the public toilet right? and halfway through shitting i leaned forward, and the auto toilet flush start flushing. i was like wtf? so i leaned back. but the auto flush became stuck and every 4 seconds after it finished flushing, it would start flushing again. i was not done shitting yet right? i was half full of shit, so i just sat there and the toilet kept flushing and flushing. so i was like shitting and flushing shitting and flushing. and after i left the toilet was still flushing. when i walked out of the cubicle there was some guy standing there staring at me like im some kinda weirdo but it's like not my fault right? wtf? the stupid auto flush is stuck! its not like i want to keep flushing the toilet as i shit!"

oh and wai leong shamelessly ordered us to buy him a new walking stick for christmas. cos his old one makes noise as he walks and he finds it hard to be stealthy and ninja-like with a creaky walking stick. pehpeh suggested a weighted walking stick that can be used as a weapon... very ninja. i suggested that he should have a dragon headed handle... also very ninja.

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Christian Guy Totally Owns Mormons - Watch more free videos

go black dude go! lol. this black guy was like dressed like some rapper but he ends up pwnzing the mormon missionaries with his superior bible knowledge. u go dawg!

errrrr ok... i realise that this would only be cool to Christians and ppl who know what mormonism is. er well to keep it short, mormonism is kinda like a cult, posing as a denomination of Christianity. they believe in the book of mormon which was like these engraved golden plates found buried in america by this american guy named joseph smith. they claim that there were Christians among the native americans before america was colonized, they believed Jesus had three wives and they believe it's alright for a man to have many wives, and they believe that it is sinful to consume caffeine.

so basically all starbucks patrons deserve to burn in hell...

right.

so protestant and catholic Christians are kinda pissed at the mormons for "twisting the scripture" and then claiming to be "part of the family". also they are pissed that the mormons claim that the book of mormons is more accurate and superior to the bible... hence explaining the black dude's outrage when they tried to present him with the book of mormon.

incidentally, if ever u are approached on an mrt by 2 smartly dressed ppl with name tags wanting to share Christianity with you... those are mormons. they always dress smartly and travel in 2s. it's a mormon thing.

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another manga reccommendation yet again. seems im watching anime less and less these days. only reading manga.

Mysterious Girlfriend X! a really cool rom com(?) manga. urabe is seriously weirder than haruhi. and she has amazing telepathic/empathic drool and kickass scissors skills.

errr yea. its a romance of the very weird variety. awesome stuff.

and though it mentions the word sex on like the first page of the first chapter, this manga is actually cleaner than most of the shonen stuff out there today. this manga is like cleaner than chobits to say the least.

oh yeah and i also read a couple of chapters of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. rather cool having the eternally negative sensei interact with the eternally positive student. props to janice for recommending this.

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UIP is over w00t!

let the slackdom begin.

i may or may not have new men coming into my company. if they do arrive, i have to conduct uip for them...

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THE SKY IS GREEN BECAUSE OF POLLUTION
Yet the picture is still beautiful. Therefore pollution is beautiful.

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joshua chin
NUS law
21 years old
April26 1988
Singapore