kinda belated but... happy 21st birthday to me!

thanks to all the guys who came down, thanks to the ftw guys for the awesome rorschach mask (now i can fight crime and right wrongs), thanks to yanqiang for the excellent cake and thanks to err S05A for the errr promise to get the vengeance trilogy as soon as one of you travel to korea...

so anyway other updates. My 2nd sis got me a unicycle! excellent. Just came back from trying it out downstairs.

Unicycling is hard. Much harder than i expected. It's sort of like having to relearn the bicycle all over again. Today i managed a max of 2 rotations of the wheel in total, while leaning heavily against a wall. Yeah kinda pathetic. Plus i sweat like crazy. It's rly not easy maintaining your balance.

other updates... finally read finish beck. the last few chapters took FOREVER. Also for some strange reason they have reappeared on onemanga. I rmb they used to be dead links cos got some company complain.

And finally... The Breakfast Club is the definitive teen movie. Excellent beyond pure excellence! And I <3 Ally Sheedy. zomg so chio. they don't make movies or girls like that anymore.

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Went to court today... it was painful.

Not just mentally but also physically painful. First off, the case is really really really stupid. the judge recognized that and tried to get the 2 parties to settle.

that took 3 hours.

3 hours of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Watching the clients then the lawyers go in and out of the judges office. And then the stupid clients decided they couldn't settle. Mostly it's the opposing counsel's client i think. He's an asshole. Our client clearly can't pay him the money he wants and he doesn't want to accept an alternative payment. What a dick.

then break for lunch.

then the trial started.

And it was one of the worst debates in human history. I think our lawyer is a total noob. I could totally pwn his ass. He may have 20 to 30 years experience but he's just awful at getting to the goddamn point. He spent the next 4 hours, asking the witness 2 questions. Just rephrasing them in different ways over and over. It was torturous. I just wanted to scream and take over from him. I actually banged my head against the wall a couple of times listening to him spar verbally with the opposing witness.

Let me try to summarize the case for u guys. Our client is an orchid breeder. Their client hired our client to breed orchids so that they can be registered to make a profit. Our client bred the orchids. Now they claim that they wanted 50 new species and instead they got 50 new hybrids. This is despite the fact that YOU ONLY GET HYBRIDS VIA BREEDING DICKHEADS! YOU NEED TO GO INTO A JUNGLE TO DISCOVER NEW SPECIES. So these idiots who don't know shit about shit, suddenly think that they are being cheated. They are so stupid that they stupidly invested money into an area where they have no knowledge or expertise, then realised that they MAY get cheated, then stupidly came to the WRONG CONCLUSION that they ARE being cheated.

So these retards decided to sue for the money back even though all the money has already been invested into growing the damn orchids. Our client obviously can't pay and is sitting around with 50 new hybrids THAT CAN MAKE MONEY IF REGISTERED, LIKE THEY AGREED! But Nooooooo. They decide to not just register the hybrids and make the damn money but sue.

These IDIOTS who were dropped on their head too many times as babies would rather spend a hundred thousand dollars, hiring lawyers to sue a poor guy who can only declare bankruptcy if he loses. so they spend $100,000++ to get back $150,000 worth of unretrievable cash instead of just registering the goddamn orchids and making a profit. These goondoos would rather be $250,00 in the red than to break even.

All this over what? over whether the words xin1 hua1 zhong3 (new flower type) means species or hybrids.

FUCKING RETARDS!

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Ok. The original designer of this template wrote a WHOLE lot of shit at the profile section. Seriously like a wall of text.

Now this guy's a good designer. The template looks cool. But he's also a whiny ass emo 13 year old who studies at HCI who has really bad English. How do you do well enough in your PSLE to get into HCI and still use phrases like "i am not angst either" and "i am a stereotype kind of person"

AND BAD EMO POETRY! omg. There gems such as "i am a human dynamite, don't trigger me- i may explode anytime.", "there'll always be a rainbow after a rain, no matter how aggressive the rain is" and "AN EXQUISITE ELEMENT of the periodic table, unlikely you'll ever know."

Nerdy Science geek trying his best to be Artsy? Excellent.

And the best combination of badly chosen vocabulary, worse grammar and even worse attempt at poetry? "i love to have different kind of illusions and reveries, inspired to do this skin- presenting to you".

Classic.

And there was a whole bunch of gay ass "enchanted" shit.

want proof? link

Nerdy emo science geek who desires to be artsy ftl.

The reason why I'm so judgemental is cos:
1) I just had to edit all this shit to turn it from awesome but gay to just awesome.
2) He sounds like a total prick
3) It's ppl like him who may probably go overseas and give foreigners the impression that all Singaporeans are whiny emo fags who write godawful poetry in godawful English

But nice template there! Good job! Thanks dude :)

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THE SKY IS GREEN BECAUSE OF POLLUTION
Yet the picture is still beautiful. Therefore pollution is beautiful.

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joshua chin
NUS law
21 years old
April26 1988
Singapore